- Straight Female:
- Lesbian Female:
- Straight Male:
- Gay Male:
- A Fucking Toaster or Some Shit:
Simon says jump.
Simon didn’t say land, you’re all out.
Me:
Everyone playing:
(Source: most-awkward-moments)
When you’re home sick from school and trying to watch TV…
But there’s nothing but children’s shows on…
And you’re stuck having to watch Dora…
(Source: ithinkimaunicorn)






